Glow-in-the-dark President Duck Washington buttons seemed to sell more than anything else, and Grandma took tips "graciously."
And then I looked up at one moment and there was this kid:
Go ye forth and defend this great nation from the Puppet Resistance of 2027, little man!
NUMBER OF:
Kids who asked me for autographs: 5
People who commented on my butchering of the Russian language: 5
Serious inquiries about my experience as a former child star: 6
Suggestions that I make this a "Priceless" parody: Well fuck anyone who suggests it.
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