|Fig. IV - The M. Austin Bedell in its natural habitat|
M. AUSTIN BEDELL, noun.
( \ˈem - ˈȯs-tən - ˈbə-ˈdel\)
1. An ancient hairpiece worn traditionally during harvest.
2. A method for removing stains from plastic bedsheets.
3. "CARTOONIST" (see below)
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